Yesterday was homewrecker's birthday. Woo 21. We celebrated with a jazzy lunch at Towers. We then went to Ted's because it was a snow day and by time we arrived at 3:30 the bar was already so crowded and everyone was wasted. Only at UConn. You also know it is a bad sign when at 4:45 you have already heard every single person at the bar shout the words to Don't Stop Believing, Total Eclipse of the Heart and My Heart Will Go On. These are songs that should be coming out at the end of the night when you aren't embarrassed that you actually know all the words. Not 5pm. We obvi kicked out the celebration with shots of tequila. As if there is anything else to drink. Later we hit up Thirsty for Nickel Night: Wednesday edition. Well, we got there at 7:30 and were THE ONLY PEOPLE THERE. Then everyone else who was with us showed up and it was then Penner dance party relocated to the bar. By time nickel started, there was maybe 10 people that weren't affiliated with us there, except that we still knew them all. COOOL party. Glad we are the only assholes who go to the bar on a Wednesday night when the roads are like treacherous and it's raining down ice.
And tonight, we pretend to be classy and roll deep at the MGM Grand. I am slightly nervous for this adventure being my last over night casino trip resulted in the roulette debacle. I am sure drunken stories will ensue from this evening. Taking us out of Celeron never results in anything but a sloppy mess. You can take the girl out of uconn, but you can't take uconn out of the girl. Sorry gay I know. Anyyyywho off to the su for some nachos. yay! peace.
....did I mention that we all own snuggies now? Fact.
3 comments:
I don't know which I am more jealous of, the fact that you were able to eat at a dining hall, a luxury that hasn't been allowed to me in pretty much 2 years, or the fact that you seem to have coherent memories of last night, something which I thought I had, until questions were asked to me about the night and I realized I don't really remember a thing.
start blogging about mgm.... hahaha
I officially love your blog. It cracks me the fuck up! Could you go out and be a drunken mess every night, and manage to remember the amusing mishaps so I have something to interest me?
PS. I refuse to believe that you bought snuggies. I would be too afraid to own one because I fear cheap sold on TV products has asbestos in the, or some other weird lethal chemical. It's said that they make them, an even sadder that they will eventually have to make snuggies extra large for chunkers who sit around and watch soaps all day.
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