Yay, I don't have a drinking problem

... well that's not yet official. I went to my alcohol evaluation today where I was asked questions like:

Q: How many times have you blacked out?

A: Oh only once, 2 years ago, but nothing bad happened. I didn't like it so I made sure that it wouldn't happen again. Lie. I black out like once a week.

Q: How often would you say you have been intoxicated in the past month (to which I had to ask what exactly intoxication means... apparently buzzed.)

A: I don't know, maybe 4 times. Try everyday since I graduated.

Q: How many drinks would you have on a normal night?

A: Oh, I don't know? Maybe 3, 4 tops. Multiply that by 2 and that's a normal night.

Q: How many drinks do you have on a night of heavy drinking?

A: Oh wow no more than between 4 and 6. I'm a small girl that is a lot. I've drank a 12 pack to myself on more than one occasion. 6 beers is only a powerhour.

Q: In how many hours would you be drinking that?

A: Oh, over the course of an entire night, so maybe like 6 hours? A beer an hour. Because I didn't drink 9 beers in an hour at a case race. Or 6 beers in an hour every week during powerhour.

Q: What was your worst experience drinking besides the reason you're here?

A: That's hard. Nothing really bad happens to me when I drink, I'm usually responsible. False. Hello, Troy, NY anyone? Or the time I woke up in random biddie's room. Or the time I got roofied. Or the time I fell out of my bed. oo maybe the night I sat outside on a lazyboy in the rain curled in a ball.

So the guy told me that he doesn't really see why I would need to come back in for more counseling because I seem responsible, but I should really considered abstaining from alcohol for 3 months to clear my head and gain new perspectives on drinking. HAHAHA. Right. He also told me that he's only had 2 others this year that were told didn't need further treatment. This tells you the type of place I had to go. Such degenerates.