Saturday, June 6, 2009

updates from my utterly useless existence

Went to the casino because we got a free room. Tequila joined us on the excursion and owned me. Got a creepy dude named David to buy me two drinks (Tangeray baby) while my boyfriend watched me work game from across the club (I gave one of the drinks to him). Didn't get kicked out of shrine. Blacked out. Dropped my iPhone in the toilet... I think it's ok. Foxwoods MGM always kicks my ass.

I now have several friends on xbox live between the ages of 13 to 15 because I've been playing Call of Duty 5. I am now facebook friends with an 8th grader from Missouri. Fml I need a job.

Although several friends were over last night, we sat and watched 3 episodes of Jackass and then the Steve-o drug documentary. Awesome night, a real rager.

I live on a couch in a house with 3 boys so if I wasn't lazy and messy enough as it was, I am now worse, tenfold. I wake up around 11 play/watch them play Call of Duty for hours. Eat whatever is around. Attempt to go for a pathetic excuse for a run around 7 or 8pm and then maybe shower.

I have roughly $70 to my name.

Living the dream....? ehhh

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