The facts of life

Fact: last night was Thursday and I had to work today.

Fact: I hit on an engaged man because I had a huge crush on him in college due to his cable access show.

Fact: I sang Karaoke 3 times.

Fact: I threw up in my hands at the bar due to Jameson, Happy 1/2 way to St. Pattys Day.

Fact: I showed up to work an hour and a half late.

Fact: I threw up in the bathroom.

Fact: I cried the entire way to work because I thought I lost my sunglasses because I'm crazy.

Fact: Its noon and I've been sitting, staring at my computer for 2 horus and have done nothing.


I miss college.